Awkward moments in Shuttle Riding: #1

So I have decided to start a new segment on my blog dedicated to all those awkward times on the shuttle riding from the Dee Events Center to Weber State. Today's moment happened on my way back from Weber and I was headed to the DeeEv so I of course was one of the last ones to get to stand on the lovely shuttle. Now I know this is very high school but there is a system of 'cool' when standing on the shuttle: A) If you hold on with both hands while standing up = loser with no balance. B) If you face the back of the bus = not okay. C) You step on someones foot = jerk. D) Try to talk to the person standing next to you = your done. E) Do all these things at the same time = you should probably just go fall in a hole now. E is where I was today. I didn't mean to be such a dork, but with me it just naturally happens, now when I actually realized I was doing all these things that should never be done (oh the shame! but really I did get some strange looks) I decided 'screw it I'm gonna have some fun' I like to entertain myself (have you noticed?) So I decided to play a game(which I'm sure I'll play many more times) I face the side of the bus, put one hand on my hip and the other one holding onto the bar for dear life, then plant my feet side by side and see how long I can stay balanced before I hit into somebody or move my feet. I was doing way good, I would shift my balance beautifully although my arm was starting to get tired, but then the shuttle suddenly turned left and I smacked into the girl next to me, which of course made me laugh for unexplainable reasons. I think I made it for two minutes out of playing for probably three, so not too bad. Well thats all for today but i'm sure something new will happen on friday!